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Subject:At work...
Time:01:28 pm
So......I'm at work and everyone is in the conference room staring at some woman's baby. But that not the issue. The issue is that all day long I have felt that I smell like crotch. So considering I'm almost completely alone in this office I start sniffing around myself. I determine it's my watch that smells like crotch, take it off and put it in my bag. A few moments later, I feel like I still smell like crotch. I have smell issues. Then I start to smell myself again. This time a strange man interrupts me and gives me a strange look and asks me to do something. Yep, that's it.
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Subject:BLOOD ALLEY CUT THROATS
Time:02:09 pm
Blood Alley Cut Throats meeting
this weekend...April 10.
My house.
Be there or I cut you up.
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Subject:the piecemeal theory
Time:02:53 pm
So.......Melissa Harris....I am forced to update this journal with threats. Threats! That is no way to treat your friends. Anyways, 5cents/Southside Killahs/ bloodalleycutthroats is my life. Dsmn grrl...anyways...old episodes of double dare are on. Mark Sommers seems like a child molester, but he's on the Food Channel now...so it must not be true. I want more coffee. Dunkin Donuts Caramel Swirl latte is orgasmic. I saw The Dreamers on Saturday. There was a lot of penis in it. I had forgetten what they look like...tehe. There were also the largest nipples I have ever seen, but all in all it was a good movie. I have midterms this week, but I go to Miami next week. Is this enough of an update for you? I love you, M. Harris.
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Subject:Now Taking Applications
Time:08:26 pm
Looking 4: Hot Latino Boyfriend

Boyfriend part is optional. I'm not really sure if I want that part either.

Latino part is also optional. but preferred. don't be afraid to apply simply on the grounds that you are not latino.

and well... the hot part is kind of necessary. but i am the judge, so dont let it intimidate you.

Thank you...
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Time:08:38 pm
GOD, melissa harris is the sexiest woman alive. thank god we are bed mates and sleep together often.

I LOVE MY BED MATE.
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Subject:shoot me
Time:01:32 am
i hate boys.
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Subject:stop! drop! kaboom! baby rub on ur nipples...
Time:08:46 pm
I like having short hair because when I don't wash it and it gets greasy it looks kinda "cool" and not gross and greasy like when its long. Well, that's my wisdom for the day, and my shirt kinda smells like pee.
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Subject:I go back today....
Time:03:26 am
Today's reason why I love Melissa Harris:
"Well, I was trying something new, like being a better person, but I guess that didn't work out." ~Melissa Harris

Today's reason why I love Amanda O'Brien:
"Well, it's not like it's your kid so I don't get why you care." ~Amanda O'Brien

And I go back today.....I'm sad but happy...take that bitch.
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Subject:im here!!!
Time:12:35 am
i am in lj from the peer pressure of manda and melissa,


i will start my list of why melissa and manda are pure sex now:

1.) they just are

2.) they not only look hot naked but in their pajamas

3.) they are cousins but accept requests to make out at parties

4.) melissa pisses amanda off to the point where amanda dreams of drowning her in her cup of coffee

5.) i can sleep with both of them

to be continued...............tomorrow
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