So......I'm at work and everyone is in the conference room staring at some woman's baby. But that not the issue. The issue is that all day long I have felt that I smell like crotch. So considering I'm almost completely alone in this office I start sniffing around myself. I determine it's my watch that smells like crotch, take it off and put it in my bag. A few moments later, I feel like I still smell like crotch. I have smell issues. Then I start to smell myself again. This time a strange man interrupts me and gives me a strange look and asks me to do something. Yep, that's it.
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